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• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. -- Mark Twai
• My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine -- everybody drinks water.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...