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There's a masochist who loves a cold shower every morning--so he has a warm one. -- David Fro
There's a mighty big difference between good, sound reasons and reasons that sound good.
-- Burton Hilli...
There's a moon tonight and a road outside baby we're getting outta here.
There's an art of knowing when. Never try to guess.
Toast until it smokes and then twenty seconds less....
Theres an echo around here!
There's a new birth-control pill for women. You put it between your knees and keep it there.
-- Bill Barne...
There's a new organization being formed. It's called Feminists, Homeless, and Blacks for Limbaugh.
And they're meeting in a phone booth in Wichita. -- Larry King...
There's a new outfit in New York City called New York Pride, which is attempting to get New Yorkers to at least pretend that they don't hate everybody.
This program resulted from a survey in which re...
There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.
-- Calvin and Hobbe...
There's an Italian in my room and he won't go away!

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