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There is no such thing as fortune. Try again.
There is no such thing as inner peace; there is only nervousness or death.
Any attempt to prove otherwise is a breach of manners. -- Fran Lebowitz...
There is no such thing as instant experience. -- Oppenheimer's Law
There is no such thing as justice - in or out of court.
-- Clarence S. Darrow (1857-1938), Interview, April 1936...
There is no such thing as justice. There is only the desire to see the pain spread around equally.
-- Solomon Sho...
There is no such thing as line noise. -- FIDO lie #IV
There is no such thing as military 'intelligence'. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #39
There is no such thing as modern art. There is art -- and there is advertising. -- Albert Steine
There is no such thing as overkill. -- Solomon Sho
There is no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.

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