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There is nothing quite as wonderful as money.
There is nothing quite so bad as being asked to give a speech when one is unprepared.
Well maybe there is something this bad, that that is being prepared to give a speech and not being asked....
There is nothing quite so flattering as being 28 and having someone demand two forms of identification before you can be sold a drink with alcohol in it.
About the only thing that beats this sensati...
There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.
-- Alfred Hitchcock...
There is nothing quite so ugly and mean as reason, when it is in opposition to what we want to do.
There is nothing rarer than the ability to recognise ability. -- Robert Half
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
-- Kin Hubbard...
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
-- Mark Twai...
There is nothing so asinine that governments will not proclaim it as official doctrine.
-- Nolan's Observatio...
There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages. -- Laurence Sterne

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