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There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese meals in a row
In China, I often remind them, there are a billion or so people who find nothing odd about it....
There are people who stictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation.
They pay this price for health. And health is all...
There are people with no more brains than you, but they have one thing you don't have.
..they have a diploma! -- The Wizard of Oz...
here are periods of history when the visions of madmen and dope fiends are a better guide to reality than the common-sense interpretation of data available to the so-called normal mind.
This is o...
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country.
The trouble is they cost a quarter. What the country really needs is a good five-cent nickel....
There are plenty of UFO's, in Washington, D.C, today, right now!
UFO = Unprincipled Federal Officials....
There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
-- Gloria Steinem...
There are really very few things quite as embarrassing as laughing at the joke to boss told, only to find out that he wasn't telling a joke!
There are revolutions that are sweeping the world and we in America have been in a position of trying to stop them.
With all the wealth of America, with all of the military strength of America, those...

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