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There are all kinds of ways to forestall graduation.
Taking a term off, getting suspended, not completing courses, all of these are valid....
There are a lot of drunk people about to drive home, so drive as fast as you can.
It's harder for drunk people to hit you....
There are a lot of lies going around.... and half of them are true. -- Sir Winston Churchill
There are a lot of pigeons in this country.
There are a lot of reasons to skydive. It does take your mind off your problems.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
There are a lot of women in the world like her. They use themselves to get what they want.
There are also a lot of nice buildings in Haiphong.
What their contributions are to the war effort I don't know, but the desire to bomb a virgin building is terrific....
There are always alternatives. -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven," stardate 2822.3.
There are always at least two ways to program the same thing.
There are always options. -- Worf, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3

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