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• Jungle: a rain forest with poor public relations.
• Murphy's Law never fails. -- Walter J. Crowell
• Pity the poor cat, it's gotten dumber as it's evolved.
• Inspector: Mr. Burns, in twenty years, I have never seen such a shoddy, deplorable.
  .. Burns: Oh, look! Some ... careless person has left thousands and thousands of dollars just lying here on my ....
• Never try to outstubborn a cat.
• Never trust a smiling cat.
• If you sold umbrellas, it would never rain.
• Hah - made you look! -- Cat Game #1
• Look what the cat brought in - Jeremy Mullins.