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The morning djs on KROQ 106.7 in Los Angeles have written a country tune which they call "I Hate Every Bone in Your Body Except Mine.
The morning stars sang together, and all the sons of God shouted for joy.
-- Old Testament -- Job xxxviii, 7...
The morning sun may kiss the grass, The clock may kiss the hours that pass, The flowing wine may kiss the glass, And you, my friends --- drink hearty!
The Morning Zoo: 1983-1991 R.I.P. And GOOD RIDDANCE!
The morn, look you, furthers a man on his road, and furthers him too in his work.
-- Hesiod (c. 700 BC) -- Works and Days, Line 579...
The morn was fair, the skies were clear, No breath came o'er the sea.
-- Charles Jefferys (1807-1865) -- The Rose of Allandale...
The mortgage market changes virtually from day to day, so you can wait a few weeks and, if you haven't committed suicide in the meantime, try again, even with the same lenders.
-- William G. Connol...
The Moscow McDonald's has lines two and a half hours long.
That's fast food in Russia. But everyone loves McDonald's there....
The mosquito exists to keep the mighty humble.
The mosquito is nature's example of the male/female difference .
.. The male lives off plants. The female lives off the blood of others....
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