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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and...
The most obvious response when you return a call is to get the wrong number, a busy signal or no answer to the phone.
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a little.
-- Porterfield...
The most pathetic person in the world is a person who has sight but has no vision. -- Helen Kelle
The most patient man in loss, the most coldest that ever turned up ace.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Cymbeline -- Act ii, Sc. 3...
The most peaceable way for you if you do take a thief, is to let him show himself what he is and steal out of your company.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act iii, Sc....
The most perfect day to do *ANY* job is tomorrow!!
The most perfect soul, says Heraclitus, is a dry light, which flies out of the body as lightning breaks from a cloud.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Romulu...
The most popular kids show in France is Beauxault le Clown. -- Steve Connelly
The most popular labour saving device today is still a husband with money. -- Joey Adam

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