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• XLVII: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water.
  The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters....
• The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything.
  Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing....
• Cohn's Law: The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything.
  Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing....
• By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.
  -- Augustine's Law Number XXX -- Norman R. Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
• By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.
  -- Augustine's Law Number LI -- Norman R. Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
• The more one produces, the less one gets. -- Augustine's Law Number XLI -- Norman R.
  Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
• Ninety percent of the time things will turn out worse than you expect.
  The other 10 percent of the time you had no right to expect so much....
• Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated.
  -- Augustine's Law Number XXIII -- Norman R. Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
• If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to. -- Augustine's Law Number IV -- Norman R.
  Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...