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Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking.
This is true only of certain persons. -- Will...
Aristotle was once asked what those who tell lies gain by it.
Said he, "That when they speak truth they are not believed....
Arithmetical proofs of theorems that do not have arithmetical bases prove nothing. -- G. O. Ashley
ARITHMETIC: An obscure art no longer practiced in the world's developed countries.
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. -- Mickey Mouse
A river flowing through one of our large Eastern cities is so polluted it is considered a fire hazard!
A Riverside, California, health ordinance states that two persons may not kiss each other without first wiping their lips with carbolized rosewater.
Arizona is a rock-n-roll state." -- Alice (I want to be your governor) Coope
ARJ'S BEST, ZIP THE REST.
ARJ there any other reason?

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