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The highway cop said, "Walk a straight line.
he HIGHWAY is made out of LIME JELLO and my HONDA is a barbequed OYSTER!
Yum! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
The highway of life is always under construction.
The "Hillary" pack at KFC: no breasts, large thighs; all left-wings.
The hills, Rock-ribbed, and ancient as the sun.
-- William Cullen Bryant (1794-1878) -- Thanatopsi...
The hills were worn down by eroticism.
The hind that would be mated by the lion Must die for love.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), All 's Well that Ends Well -- Act i, Sc. 1...
The hinges are quite thoroughly rusted now and won't budge.
The hipbone's connected to the... jawbone?
The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon by the bee.
-- Banacek's Eighteenth Polish Proverb...

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