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The Family. The perseverance of the woman furthers.
The famous politician was trying to save both his faces.
The fancier a car is named, the more gas it is burning. -- Frank Jacob
The fancy is indeed no other than a mode of memory emancipated from the order of space and time.
-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge...
The fan is working but the freon's leaked out.
The fantastic advances in the field of communication constitute a greater danger to the privacy of the individual.
-- Earl Warre...
The farmer works the soil, the agriculturist works the farmer.
The farther a theater seat is from the aisle, the later the patron arrives.
-- Borkon's Observatio...
The farther away from the entrance of the market (theater, or any other given location) that you have to park, the closer the space vacated by the car that pulls away as you walk up to the door.
-- J...
The farther away the future is, the better it looks. -- Finnigan's Law
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