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• Although the moon is smaller than the earth, it is farther away.
• Your future looks bright.
• Computers ARE the future. Oh the future looks grim!
• Law of Observation: Nothing looks as good close up as it does from far away.
• Nelson's Law: The better the four-wheel drive, the further away you'll be when you get stuck.
• Never run away from a gun. Bullets can travel faster than you can.
  Besides, if you're going to be hit, you had better get it in the front than in the back....
• Well, it looks better with the scope on calibrate.
• The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #35...