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The curse of this country is eloquent men. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882), "Eloquence
The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New Jersey.
-- Woody Alle...
The customer is always lying. -- Borsheim's Law
The customer isn't always right, but they do get an unnatural amount of slack
The customer's always right. The son-of-a-bitch Is probably rich So smile with all your might.
-- Noel Coward...
The customer takes out a gun and shoots the owner.
The customs and history of your race show a unique hatred of captivity.
Even when it's pleasant and benevolent, you prefer death....
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
The cynic says: the pessimist is a realist who isn't afraid to admit it.
The cynic who doesn't believe in anything still wants you to believe him.

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