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• Lewis's Law: People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
• People will buy anything that's one to a customer. -- Lewis' Law
• There's a revised version of "The customer is always right" which I find much more appealing, which i
  "The customer may not always be right, but the customer is always the customer....
• The customer isn't always right, but they do get an unnatural amount of slack
• Brown's Law of Business Success: Our customer's paperwork is profit. Our own paperwork is loss.
• I became a policeman because I wanted to be in a business where the customer is always wrong.
• The customer's always right. The son-of-a-bitch Is probably rich So smile with all your might.
  -- Noel Coward...
• NO customer can be worse than no customer.