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• GET SLACK!
• There's a revised version of "The customer is always right" which I find much more appealing, which i
  "The customer may not always be right, but the customer is always the customer....
• SLACK: Get it while you can.
• The customer's always right. The son-of-a-bitch Is probably rich So smile with all your might.
  -- Noel Coward...
• The customer is always lying. -- Borsheim's Law
• CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
  DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy. [whop] CUSTOMER...
• Regardless of the units used by either the supplier or the custome
  he manufacturer shall use his own arbitrary units convertible to those of either the supplier or the customer only by means of weird and unnatural conversion factors....
• The time is always right to do what is right. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
• How do they get the deer to cross right at the sign?