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The cross of the Legion of Honour has been conferred upon me.
However, few escape that distinction. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "A Tramp Abroad...
The crowbar has landed on your foot and injured you.
You won't be able able to carry as much stuff as before....
The crowd went crazy as Tommy hit the stage. Little Sally got lost as the police bossed the crowd back in a rage.
... Sixteen stitches put her right and her dad said, 'Don't say I didn't warn ya!'...
The Crown is full of it. -- Nate Harris, 1775
The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
The crucial memorandum will be snared in the out-basket by the paper clip of the overlaying correspondence and go to file.
-- Charles P. Boyle...
The crucial variables are discovered by accident. When a fail-safe system fails, it fails by failing to fail safe.
-- Systemantics failure theorem...
The cruelest lies are often told in silence.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque", 1881...
The cruelest thing that has happened to Lincoln since he was shot by Booth was to fall into the hands of Sandburg.
-- Edmund Wilso...

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