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• I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "The Innocents Abroad...
• I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
  -- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad...
• Virtue has never been as respectable as money. -- Mark Twai
• Lump the whole thing! say that the Creator made Italy from designs by Michael Angelo!
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "The Innocents Abroad...
• There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "Tom Sawyer Abroad...
• I have been complimented many times and that embarrasses me
  I always feel they have not said enough. MARK TWAIN...
• The Public is merely a multiplied "me". -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)