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The cavalry is late
The C committee took something that wasn't broken, and tidied it up without breaking it.
-- Dennis Ritchie (dmr@alice.UUCP), about ANSI C standard X3J11...
The CD ROM is write and read protected. We do not have a CD ROM Drive. -- dan amongst the use
The celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness. -- Daniel Boorsti
The cellular-phone industry has greatly expanded, making complete local and long-distance service available to the homeless.
-- P. J. O'Rourke...
The censors say they're protecting the family unit in America, when the reality is, if you suck a tit, you're an X, but if you cut it off with a sword, you're a PG.
-- Jack Nicholso...
The censure of those who are opposed to us, is the highest commendation that can be given us.
-- Seigneur de Saint-Evremond...
The chain of habit coils itself around the heart like a serpent, to gnaw and stifle it. -- Hazli
The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - sometimes three.
-- Alexandre Dumas, "The Portable Curmudgeo...
The chain that can be yanked is not the cosmic chain. -- Cal Keega

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