The Cellular-phone Industry Has Greatly Expanded, Making Complete Local And Long-distance Service Available To The Homeless.

The Cellular-phone Industry Has Greatly Expanded, Making Complete Local And Long-distance Service Available To The Homeless.

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The cellular-phone industry has greatly expanded, making complete local and
long-distance service available to the homeless.
-- P. J. O'Rourke

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