The Censors Say They're Protecting The Family Unit In America, When The Reality Is, If You Suck A Tit, You're An X, But If You Cut It Off With A Sword, You're A PG.

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The censors say they're protecting the family unit in America, when
the reality is, if you suck a tit, you're an X, but if you cut it off with a
sword, you're a PG.
-- Jack Nicholson

Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay
I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
-- Calvin and Hobbe...
Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!

The Censors Say They're Protecting The Family Unit In America, When The Reality Is, If You Suck A Tit, You're An X, But If You Cut It Off With A Sword, You're A PG.

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