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Teach your child to hold his tongue; he'll learn fast enough to speak. -- Ben Frankli
ea, ISO standard cup of: [South Africa] n. A cup of tea with milk and one teaspoon of sugar, where the milk is poured into the cup before the tea.
Variations are ISO 0, with no sugar; ISO 2...
Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else. -- Finagle's Eighth Rule
Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #09
Tear off his sign bit and SHIFT down his throat!
Tear out all but the first thirty or so pages of _The Joy of Sex_.
Believe me, all those advanced positions are just not going to be possible....
Tears, idle tears, I know not what they mean.
Tears in floods, sighing and lamenting. Good fortune.
Tear Up Those Betting Slips: Lou Ze
Tea! thou soft, thou sober sage, and venerable liquid

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