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Take This 'Conference' and Shove It.
Take this cross and garlic -- here's a Mezuzah in case he's Jewish -- a page of the Koran if he's Muslim.
.. and if he's a Zen Buddhist, you're on your own." -- Im-ple-ments of destruction for und...
Take this girl away! She's got paternity suit written all over her! -- Uncle Duke (in Doonesbury)
Take This Job And Shove It: Ike Wi
Take this s**t to the DeadHorse Conference!!!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore." -- Edgar A. Poe (1809-1849) -- The Rave...
Take thy correction mildly. Kiss the rod. -- William Shakespeare
Take time enough: all other graces Will soon fill up their proper places.
-- John Byrom (1691-1763) -- Advice to Preach Slow...
Take time to be friendly - it is the road to happiness.
Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go on.
-- Andrew Jackso...

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