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• He's a bloodsucker, all right, but not the kind we're looking for.
  This man is an I.R.S. agent....
• It's Ensign Lestat, Jim. He's undead.
• The rotter who simpers that he sees no difference between the power of the dollar and the power of the whip, ought to learn the difference on his own hide -- as, I think, he will.
  Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction....
• Would a Muslim vampire be scared of the Koran?
• He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. -- The Kora
• War is war; destruction is destruction. You think this is obvious.
  But war is not destruction, it is victory. To achieve victory, simply appear to give the opponent what he wants and he will go away, or join you in your quest for additional power....
• Vampires hate garlic.
• One day an elderly Jewish Pole, living in Warsaw, finds an old lamp in his attic.
  He starts to polish it and (poof!) a genie appears in cloud of smoke....
• We never sent a messenger save with the language of his folk, that he might make the message clear for them.
  -- The Kora...