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TAKE, v.t. To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Take what Scouting taught you everywhere you go.
Take what you can use and let the rest go by. -- Ken Kesey
Take what you want - leave some if you want. No ratios.
Take your bare hands baby rip out my eyes...
Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less advanced life forms, and they'll call you crazy.
-- "Messiah's Handbook: Re...
Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing
o one to blame. -- Erica Jong...
Take Your Mouse to lunch Today!
Take your Senator to lunch this week.
Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously
and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously. -- Booth Tarkingto...

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