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Take A SYSOP To Lunch. He Needs A Steady Diet Of Bytes....
Take a telegram. To: Mr C.Chaplin, Senate Studios, Hollywood, California.
Message reads: Congrats stop Have found only person in world less funny than you stop Name Baldrick stop -- Edmund...
Take A Walk In The Wild Side ...
Take away love and our earth is a tomb. -- Robert Browning
Take away my people, but leave my factories, and soon grass will grow on the factory floors.
Take away my factories, but leave my people, and soon we will have a new and better factory....
Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck the government.
' -- Lenny Bruce...
Take away the sword; States can be saved without it.
-- Edward Bulwer Lytton (1805-1873) -- Richelieu, Act ii, Sc. 2...
Take but degree away, untune that string, And, hark, what discord follows!
each thing meets In mere oppugnancy. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Troilus and Cressida -- Act i, Sc....
Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. -- George S. Patto
Take care!!!
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