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• Take a long walk on a short pier.
• Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.
  -- Baltasar Gracia...
• 1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn. 2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.
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• I was born in a barrel of butcher knives Trouble I love and peace I despise Wild horses kicked me in my side Then a rattlesnake bit me and he walked off and died.
  -- Bo Diddley...
• Life is a maze in which we take the wrong turning before we have learnt to walk. -- Cyril Connolly
• Q: "Can you use a vacuum cleaner on your dog?" A: "Yes, but it is generally better to take it for a walk.
• And if there is promise of a storm, if you want change in your life, walk in to it.
  If you get on the other side, you will be different....
• A Liberal is a man too broad-minded to take his own side in an argument. -- Robert Fro