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Take a lesson from the whale; the only time he gets speared is when he raises to spout.
Take all the pleasures of all the spheres, And multiply each through endless years,-- One minute of heaven is worth them all.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- Paradise and the Peri...
Take a long walk on a short pier.
Take a long worm from the rear, according to its mate it's a lot more fun.
Take a look at this - I'm sure you know it. 'King and Country'.
Ah yes...without doubt my _favourite_ magazine. Soft, strong....
TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP
Take any religious mystery, any theological propositio
Take a sad song and make it better.
Take a straw and throw it up into the air,--you may see by that which way the wind is.
-- John Selden (1584-1654) -- Libel...
Take a SysOp out to lunch; he's probably broke!
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