Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Status Substitution: Using an object with intellectual or fashionable cachet to substitute for an object that is merely pricey
Brian, you left your copy of Camus in your brother's BMW." -- Dougla...
Status Symbol of the 90s: not voting for Clinton/Gore!
Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep-- AAAAAAAAHHHH
Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your hockey stick handy!
Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!
Stay away from flying saucers today.
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting. -- Abbie Hoffma
Stay away from Russia. If you go to Moscow you'll get yourself arrested and end up in the salt mines.
-- Nicholas Daniloff's grandmother (to her grandson)...
Stay away from that jazz man, Lisa. Nothing personal .
.. I just fear the unfamiliar." -- Marge in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...

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