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Stern Ruin's ploughshare drives elate Full on thy bloom.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- To a Mountain Daisy...
Steroids, the breakfast of champio
Ster than you can say Jack Robinso
et fortuna domus - may the fortune of the house last long
Steve Dallas - an anachronism of the swinging 60's.
Steve Dallas - Disco era refugee.
Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
Read...
Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren't here right now, but if.
.. Matt: Steve, what are you doing? Steve: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here....
Steve is reassembling Elvis' brain and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name.
.. -- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because......
Steven Spielberg, movie producer, was an Eagle Scout.

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