Related:

• Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your hockey stick handy!
• Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep-- AAAAAAAAHHHH
• Trust him, but still keep your eyes open.
• I keep missing Rush Limbaugh. But with this laser sight...
• May your stay in the afterlife be a warm one.
• Put your trust in God, my boys, and keep your powder dry.
  -- Colonel Blacker -- Oliver's Advice, 1834...
• I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
  -- W. C. Field...
• TYF: Trust Your Feeling
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you decide to stay in school.
  ..just to keep your Internet account!...