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Show Me A Vampire With A Tan And I'll Show You A Painter!
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Show me a vampire with a tan and I'll show you a painter!
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Show me a female ... I'll show you a problem.
Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
I'll show you yours if you show me mine.
Show me a squirrel's nest and I'll show you a nutcracker suite.
Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a communist plot.
Show me a cat that just ate a lemon and I'll show you a sourpuss.
Show me an original, funny tagline; I'll show you mine.
Show me a stolen sausage and I'll show you a missing link.
Show me a swine in the rain and I'll show you hogwash.
