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Shy, hard of hearing, and near-sighted--please flirt aggressively.
Shy: Stands very close to the urinal and uses both hands so neighbor can't see.
-- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
SI: Acronym for "Systeme Infernelle". -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
Sic Biscuitus Disintegrat. -- Adrian Ogde
Sick Building Migration: The tendency of younger workers to leave or avoid jobs in unhealthy office environments or workplaces affected by the Sick Building Syndrome.
-- Douglas Coupland, Generatio...
Sick days are the same as vacation days, but with sound effects. -- Dogbe
Sick minds, Mr. President.
Sickness- No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof of illness, as we believe that if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
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Sick, sick, sick--the humor of the Beast.
Sic transit gloria Monday!

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