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Semper Non Sequitur!
SEMPER UBI SUB UBI !!!!
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi - Always Where Under Where.
Senate, n.: A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Senate office hours are from twelve to one with an hour off for lunch. -- George S. Kaufma
Senator Alan Simpson, R-Wyoming, has a stock answer when asked his church preference.
He often says: "Red brick....
Senator Bentsen talks about recapturing the foreign markets.
Senator, get your hands out of my pockets and back on her.
Senator Packwood's NAFTA deal with Bill: a night in bed with Hillary?
Senator Paul Simon is leading a campaign to ban violence from television.
This may mean an end to the Morton Downy program!...

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