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• One man's Mede is another man's Persian. -- George S. Kaufma
• A Day Off So you want a day off. Let's look at what you are asking for.
  There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year, in which you already have two days off, leaving 261 days available for work....
• They get together all day long and say to each other, "What can we postpone next?
  The only thing they don't postpone, of course, is their bill, which arrives regularly....
• Odets, where is thy sting? -- George S. Kaufma
• Satire is what closes Saturday night. -- George Kaufma
• I'm the one from the registry office.
• Not one penny. -- President George Bush, on raising the $4.25-an-hour minimum wage
• I saw the play at a disadvantage. The curtain was up. -- George S. Kaufma
• The trouble with incest is that it gets you involved with relatives. -- George S. Kaufma