Related:

• I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.
  -- Woody Allen, on the KKK...
• And you thought BATS were just for Baseball!
• Baseball players do it with their bats.
• If God exists, why did he allow Nazis?" "How should I know?
  I don't even know how the can opener works." -- Woody Allen, "Hannah and her Siste...
• Did you hear that Woody Allen's girlfriend is pregnant with his next girlfriend?
• Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. -- Woody Alle
• To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. -- Woody Alle
• To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." -- Woody Alle