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Safeguard your health. Don't sleep with any damp women.
Safe hex means never having to say 'You downloaded WHAT?'
Safe in the hallowed quiets of the past. -- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- The Cathedral
Safer than drugs and just a little more interesting.
Safe sex is very important. That's why I'm never doing it on a plywood scaffolding again.
-- Jenny Jone...
Safe SEX used to mean: Put the car in "Park
SAFETY-CLUTCH, n. A mechanical device acting automatically to prevent the fall of an elevator, or cage, in case of an accident to the hoisting apparatus.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Safety Harbor Institute of Technology
Safety is better than the wrong answer.
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