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Retailers move their merchandise.
RETALIATION, n. The natural rock upon which is reared the Temple of Law.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Retirement is when you have everything to do on your own time.
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did. -- Malcolm S. Forbe
Retirement should be based on the tread, not the mileage.
RET: Read and Erase Tape
Retreat hell! We're just fighting in another direction.
Retreat. Success. In what is small, perseverance furthers.
RETRIBUTION, n. A rain of fire-and-brimstone that falls alike upon the just and such of the unjust as have not procured shelter by evicting them.
In the lines following, addressed to an Emperor i...
Retribution will be yours.

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