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Reunite Gondwanaland!
Reuseable Condoms: Just shake the f**k out of them...
Reuse using an existing product in a new contex
REVEILLE, n. A signal to sleeping soldiers to dream of battlefields no more, but get up and have their blue noses counted.
In the American army it is ingeniously called "rev-e-lee," and to that pro...
REVELATION, n. A famous book in which St. John the Divine concealed all that he knew.
The revealing is done by the commentators, who know nothing....
Revenge, at first though sweet, Bitter ere long back on itself recoils.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book ix, Line 171...
Revenge, duplicity, and betrayal. -- Roy Lichtenstei
Revenge is a dish best served cold -- Sicilian (or Klingon) Proverb
Revenge is a dish best served... microwaved.
Revenge is a dish best served... with stuffing instead of potatoes!
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