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• There is one big problem with retirement. No longer are you able to do anything on company time.
• Retirement means that when someone says "Have a nice day", you actually have a shot at it.
• Beyond the 23-rd level lies a happy retirement in a room of your own.
• If you can't do anything about it, than have the sense not to.
  If you can do something about it, perhaps it is time to step back and reevaluate your own potential in a less flattering light....
• The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything.
  Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing....
• Cohn's Law: The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything.
  Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing....
• Do you own your desires?
• When you have read the Bible, you will know it is the word of God, because you will have found it the key to your own heart, your own happiness, and your own duty.
  -- Woodrow Wilso...
• Chang: "You say you are due for retirement! May I ask, do your hands shake?
  Worf: "Objection!" McCoy: "I was nervous!" Chang...