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Remember Darwin; building a better mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.
Remember, deep down, even Jane Fonda is a greedy capitalist.
Remember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good offense!
Remember, ducks don't drink carrot juice.
Remember, extremism in the nondefense of moderation is not a virtue.
-- Peter Neumann, about usene...
Remember folks. Traffic lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. -- Jim Samuel
Remember Gentlemen, Life is an adventure! -- _Cherry_2000_
Remember, Geritol spelled backwards is lotireG.
Remember Gummidge's Law and you will never be found out.
Remember happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have
it depends on what you think. -- Dale Carnegie...
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