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Remember: only _you_ can prevent liberalism and progress.
Remember, only YOU can start Barney fires.
Remember: PASCAL can be cured if detected early.
Remember, peasants, it's not a disgrace to be poor, only to dress like it!
-- Zorro, the Gay Blade...
Remember People And Recipes Are Alike! Igredients Are IMPORTANT!
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions.
You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg....
Remember...play hockey, THEN loot and pillage!
Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life. -- Dave Butle
Remember, somewhere, somehow, a Sysop is watching you.
Remember, Speed kills! Try Windows to relax

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