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Rejection: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Rejoice, O young man, in thy youth. -- Old Testament -- Ecclesiastes xi, 9
Rejoice, rejoice, we have no choice but to carry on. -- Steven Still
Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die.
-- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900), "The Importance of Being...
Relationships are complex because they are part real, part imaginary. -- Martin F. Terma
Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge. -- Ronnie Shake
Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks, as looters stay home and try to program their new VCRs.
-- Weekend Update...
Relatively three-dimensional, as fictional characters go.
RELATIVES!!
Relativism stinks- you can't call anyone a moron!

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