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  The Moron Tab and Apple Choir....
• Q: What do you call a group of kids with low IQ's, drinking diet cola, eating fruit, and singing?
  A: The Moron Tab and Apple Choir....
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  There's white-out all over the screen....
• Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
• Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you.
  [hands him a mirror] Krusty: Aah! I look exactly the same, you moron!...