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• Real Users know your home telephone number.
• Real Users never know what they want, but they always know when your program doesn't deliver it.
• REAL SysOps know what REAL users are all about...
• I'm writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
• They know your name, address, telephone number, credit card numbers, who ELSE is driving the car for insurance, .
  .. your driver's license number. In the state of Massachusetts, this is the same number as that used for Social Security, unless you object to such use....
• Computer generated voices:) 1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.
  2: Yeah, nobody but us machines! 1: Right, just us machines, but don't hang up!...