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  1,500,000: To conquer a race that can climb ladders for them....
• Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb
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• Don't worry! The chances of me blowing a climb walls roll twice, at my level, are infinitesimal.
• Building castles in the air, -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iii, Chap.
  xxxi...
• Remember, this isn't Pascal, this is REAL programming.
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• We are Daleks of Borg. Davros is irrelevant.
• It's always darkest at the top of the stairs.