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• Real computer scientists admire ADA for its overwhelming aesthetic value but they find it difficult to actually program in it, as it is much too large to implement.
  Most computer scientists don't notice this because they are still arguing over what else to add to ADA....
• Real programmers admire ADA for its overwhelming aesthetic value but they find it difficult to actually program in it, as it is much too large to implement.
  Most computer scientists don't notice this because they are still arguing over what else to add to ADA....
• Real computer scientists regret the existence of PL/1, PASCAL and LISP.
  ADA is getting there, but it is still allows people to make mistakes....
• Real software engineers admire PASCAL for its discipline and Spartan purity, but they find it difficult to actually program in.
  They don't tell this to their friends, because they are afraid it means that they are somehow Unworthy....
• Real computer scientists don't write the user interface, they merely argue over what it should look like.
• Real computer scientists like having a computer on their desk, else how could they read their mail?
• Ada is the work of an architect, not a computer scientist. -- Jean Icbiah, inventor of Ada, weenie
• Real computer scientists don't program in assembler.
  They don't write in anything less portable than a number two pencil....