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• A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist.
• A bird in the hand is worth two off the wrist. -- British Proverb
• Bart: [raising a hand in air] Collin..Rayburn..Nars.
  .Trebek! [lightning] [raising both hands] Zabars....
• Life is a race between your hand raising the champagne cup to your lips and the ocean's tide rising to swallow you.
• Bill Gates Receives Slap On Wrist; Carpal Tunnel Flares Up The phrase "slap on the wrist" usually signifies an extremely minor punishment received for a crime.
  In Bill Gates' case, the punishment set forth in the tentative settlement with the Department Of Justice hasn't been quite so minor....
• Present wrist for one slap, please, Bob.....
• And because the breath of flowers is far sweeter in the air (where it comes and goe
  like the warbling of music) than in the hand, therefore nothing is more fit for that delight than to know what be the flowers and plants that do best perfume the air....
• Puberty is a hair-raising experience.
• The next best thing to doing something smart is not doing something stupid.
  -- Flo Capp's Observatio...