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• LaForge: "You know, this might work? We can't change the gravitational constant of the universe
  but if we wrap a low-level warp field around that moon, we could reduce its gravitational constant....
• Troi: "They made you human as part of your punishment.
  Q: "No, it was my request. I could've to exist as a Marcophian sea lizard, or a Belzoidian flea....
• Ah, Dr. Crusher, I see Starfleet has shipped you back into exile. -- Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
• Q: "As a fellow Klingon, if you would speak to the captain on my behalf, I would be *eternally* grateful.
  Which doesn't mean as much as it used to, I admit." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Q: "You're right, of course. I'm extraordinarily selfish.
  But it has served me so well in the past." Picard...
• Guinan: "You could learn a lot from this one." Q: "Sure, the robot who teaches the course in humanities.
  Data: "I am an android, not a robot." Q: "I beg your pardon." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Will you stop interrupting me. I mean, this is hardly a time to be teaching you the true nature of the universe.
  -- Q to Riker, "Hide and Q", stardate 41590.5...
• Q: "What're you doing here?" Q2: "Oh, I've been trying track of you.
  Q: "I always thought you were in my corner." Q2: "Naw, ah, no, nah....
• Picard: "Human or not, I want no part of you." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1